When Mom married Michael Jillian got a really nice stepdad She also got a brand-new grandmother Please Call me Bubbe she said Jillian already had her Noni and her Gram Bubbe didn't get the hint She smothered Jillian with bright red kissy-lips that took a long time to wash off She made plans for holidays Jillian had never heard of And she was always kvelling or was it kvetching whatever that meant 
