Pucky, Prince of Bacon: A Breaking Cat News Adventure
FOR MY DAUGHTER GUINEVERE FAILLACE
CN CN CN CN Local baby turns farmer Puck what can you tell us These sheep aren't going to herd themselves themselves into an old oatmeal box Puck here home on the range where a tiny farm is a big responsibility These pigs aren't going to toss themselves into the toilet Nonono
CN The Baby fell asleep in a sun spot 32 We're not so different you and I The power of the sun tuckered the little guy right out OMG it's like TARZAN with housecats Unhand me
CN Local cat gets claw caught on curtain That story has been grossly exaggerated Elvis the new curtains are outrageously intricate It could have happened to anyone Well it didn't happen to me Local cat is fine Hold still goofball
