I AM GROOT Oh yeah I forgot the Captain's Log recorder was on the ship which was wrecked Well that's just great Now how am I supposed to record my Captain's Log We don't even have a pencil All we've got is uh this tape dispenser BING HELLO SMALL WOODLAND CREATURE I AM READY TO TAPE THINGS FOR YOU HOW MUCH TAPE DO YOU NEED Well actually now that you mention it I could use some tape How bout enough to wrap around my head twenty times like a big bandage And then some more for my leg some for my tail and I guess I'll need a piece for my BING I'M SORRY MY TAPE IS NOT APPROVED FOR MEDICAL USE UNLESS THIS IS AN EMERGENCY IF THIS IS AN EMERGENCY PLEASE SAY EMERGENCY
EMERGENCY Of course it's an emergency I've just been gnawed on by a swarm of killer space piranhas BING YES I AM AWARE OF THAT YOU WERE USING ME TO HIT THE SPACE PIRANHAS ON THE HEAD Right so BING THAT WAS ALSO AN UNAPPROVED USE Look would ya just give me some tape BING HOW MUCH TAPE DO YOU NEED I already told you Enough to wrap around my head like a bandage
BING I'M SORRY MY TAPE IS NOT APPROVED FOR MEDICAL USE How about getting shoved in a garbage disposal Is that an approved use you lousy piece of I AM GROOT Okay Groot You think YOU can get some tape out of this thing Go right ahead 1 AM GROOT BING HELLO GIANT TREE MAN I AM READY TO TAPE THINGS FOR YOU HOW MUCH TAPE DO YOU NEED 1 AM GROOT
I BING CERTAINLY sound of 5.5 feet of tape dispensing Thanks Groot Would you mind wrapping me up sound of a large tree man wrapping a small woodland creature's head with 5.5 feet of tape Watch the whiskers AM GROOT Ah thanks buddy That feels better I AM GROOT Uh no I am not doing that
