1.0 Through the main window of the spacecraft the planet Jhaateez was sparkling Earthling Albert Kinney Star Striker of the Zeenods was heading to this planet and loving the view when his chaperone Unit D3492778 activated the window shield Hey Albert said I want to see where we're going The new robot displayed a smile My apologies sir However we are about to pass Gravespace GJ7 and I am programmed to black out the windows for your psychological protection Humans are prone to responses called nightmares sir Full of excitement and with nothing to look at Albert stood and began shaking out his arms and legs bouncing around the 1
interplanetary transport vehicle in his practice uniform and socks What exactly is a gravespace On page eight hundred seventy six of the guide Kayko prepared prepared for you I didn't read that part Please just tell me I'd be delighted sir Gravespaces are small moons that are like cemeteries for certain planets Transport vehicles from these planets regularly drop off the dead on these moons Unfortunately Unfortunately some drivers save time by releasing their loads in the atmosphere above the gravespace This means it is possible to bump into floating bodies or limbs when passing by Yuck Albert said Yuck sir It means disgusting The robot's eyelids blinked Thank you sir Albert sat back down in his chair and twirled around You know you don't have to call me sir all the time What would you like to be called Albert grinned How about Albert the Amazing Unit D blinked again Adjustment made Albert the Amazing Albert laughed and then he started dancing around the and singing I love it I love it I love it spacecraft spacecraft Are you having a seizure Unit D asked Albert danced around the robot This is called being happy he said Humans sing and dance when they're happy Try it Hilariously the robot copied Albert's moves singing I love it I love it I love it Thanks Unit D Albert said You just made my day I don't make days Albert the Amazing but I am honored to 2
pilot and protect You are a hero Albert Kinney You are Zeeno's Star Striker You are popular Albert laughed wishing he had been able to video Unit D's dance I'm popular Fact since winning the johka game against Tev last week your johkadin card is currently the most purchased and traded card in the entire Fuigor Solar System Loving the sound of that Albert plopped back into his chair An alert rang and Unit D turned That is the signal to begin your gear orientation Albert the Amazing The robot pulled a metal container from a cabinet As I'm sure you know from the guide we provided the planet Jhaateez has a similar gravitational pull and similar atmospheric composition to Earth so your breathing breathing implant will suffice there It is cold on Jhaateez much like your Alaska Your smartfabric uniform will protect your core and limbs But you will need several new items They are approved of course by the Fuigor Johka Federation I will also need to apply this to your hands head face and neck The robot picked up a spray bottle Sunblock Frostbite protection A layer of mist coated Albert Blech Smells like rotten fish Unit D's mouth stretched into a smile formation As you know Albert the Amazing I am not programmed to smell Please lift your chin As the stuff dried it tugged slightly on the surface of Albert's skin Next he had to put on high tech knee and elbow pads wrist guards and a helmet Unit D you do know that johka is like soccer and on Earth soccer players don't wear all this stuff right 3
