HELLO SCHOOL HAVE YOU HAD A NICE SUMMER SOMETIMES I WONDER WHY YOU WANT TO GO THROUGH THIS EVERY YEAR IF YOU ARE ABOUT TO DIVE INTO MY WATER DISH MAY I REMIND YOU THAT SAID DISH IS EMPTY YOU'RE WELCOME WE'LL ALL BE RETURNING IN ABOUT TWO WEEKS SCHULZ IT'S THE ONLY THING I KNOW
SOMETIMES I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE THIS AWESOME ABILITY I'M NOT SURE WHERE BUT WHAT IF I GET TO SCHOOL NEXT WEEK AND CAN'T REMEMBER MY LOCKER COMBINATION WHAT IF I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO MARRIED LOUIS THE MILLIONTH IT'S JUST THAT SOMEWHERE SOMEWHERE I CAN HEAR SOMEONE EATING A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE WHAT IF I FORGET MY LUNCH LOUIS THE MILLIONTH
GUESS WHAT I JUST LOCKER REMEMBERED MY COMBINATION IT'S THE NEXT TIME YOU REMEMBER IT WRITE IT DOWN HEY BIG BROTHER MY WORRY IS OVER I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING YOU WERE I WAS OH SUPPOSED GOOD GRIEF TO TURN THEY'LL THAT IN LAST KILL ME SPRING RATS I FORGOT IT AGAIN THE NEXT TIME I REMEMBER IT I'LL BE IN COLLEGE MY LOCKER DIDN'T HAVE A COMBINATION..IT HAD A KEY I JUST FOUND IT THAT'S THE SECRET TO LIFE REPLACE ONE WORRY WITH ANOTHER
HEY BIG BROTHER WAKE UP JUST TELL HER YOU DON'T KNOW YES SIR..I NEED SOME SCHOOL SUPPLIES AND WHAT ELSE OH YES WHAT SHOULD I DO NEXT WEEK IF THE TEACHER ASKS ME SOMETHING AND I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER CAN I USE YOUR NAME I NEED A NEW PEN A BINDER A PENCIL A METRIC RULER SOME PAPER AND A LOT OF LUCK