MOM CAN I HAVE THESE NEW SNEAKERS THAT LIGHT UP WHEN YOU RUN I DON'T KNOW MILES PLEEEASE I CAN MAKE YOU SOME LIGHT UP SHOES LET ME GET MY TOOLS DAD PLEASE SIT BACK DOWN NOT THE TOOLS OH YOU WANT SOME LIGHT UP SHOES BONDIA HUH WHY YOU AIN'T JUST SAY SO DAD NO
WHAT ARE YOU DOING GETTING A DRINK YOU GOTTA LET IT RUN DUDE YOU JUST DRANK THE BROWN WATER WHAT OR THIS COULD END UP BEING YOUR SUPER HERO ORIGIN STORY HARD TO SAY REALLY AAGH PTHBTHPT AM I GONNA BE OKAY BONDIA AND WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF JUST A MILD BELLY ACHE WHO KNOWS YOU MIGHT CROAK FROM ALL THE TOXINS SKWIK KINDA SLIM I'M AFRAID TV AND MOVIES ARE PRETTY CLEAR ON THIS STUFF
WHATCHA GOT THERE THE ANTENNA BROKE ON OUR RADIO SO DAD LET ME HAVE IT IF WE HAD TWO OF EM WE COULD HAVE A SWORD FIGHT COOL SNOOSH WHIP WOOSH so COOL NOW IT'S MY LIGHT SABER BONDIA
PRETTY DEEP AIN'T IT I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE BOTTOM HOW'D THEY GET HIM OUT THAT'S THE THING THEY COULDN'T BIDA KYLE SAYS IF YOU COME HERE AT NIGHT YOU CAN STILL HEAR HIM CRYING FOR HELP HEEEELP MEEEEEE MY BROTHER KYLE SAYS A KID FELL DOWN THERE ONCE AND THAT'S WHY THEY PUT BARS ON IT YOU MEAN THEY BUT THAT'S JUST A MADE UP STORY RIGHT WHY YOU SCARED THEY JUST LOCKED HIM DOWN THERE BOY HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT ME NO WAY L LOVE SCARY STORIES
