Creepy Cafetorium Book 12: Benjamin and the Wishing Door
A lot of people think that I Gertie am just the custodian of the Cafetorium and I am but I’m also the CUSTODIAN of the Cafetorium which clearly stands for Controller Uniting Staff to Dos Including All New Hires The H is silent
and invisible I’ve been in charge of interviewing and hiring all the Cafetorium staff for the last few centur uh years Yurp a totally normal number of years I hired Mr Noodlestrudel Les 1 Julian Cheesecloth Wizard Mouse Les 2 the giant eyeball affectionately known as Rover the chairs at table 18 who keep to themselves but are very supportive of the students and so many others I’ve made some mistakes along the way like when I hired my big sister but my best hire by far is the tentacle monster under the bleachers Students ask a lot of questions about him like Is he just a long arm or does he have a
face somewhere Answer No one knows And Does he eat the cookies himself or just make them for the students Answer No one knows And also If a train filled with giraffes is traveling east at 50 miles per hour and a tentacle monster is driving another train headed west and you’re paying in euros and wearing teal what movie is playing in the train car Answer Cats obviously Today’s story is about Benjamin Kim lover of movies fan of rope ladders and disliker of tentacle monsters who is about to learn that lactose intolerance isn’t the only thing that should make a person fear cheese
