Creepy Cafetorium Book 8: Joel and Other Joel Find Their Voices
People are always asking me Gertie how do I know if I’m a clone to which I reply Don’t be silly Gertie Version 26.9B of course you’re not a clone It’s common knowledge that we all have a few clones wandering 1
around What was that You’ve never met one of yours Oh I’m sure you have Have you ever been in a movie theater and only you and one other person laughed at something Well that was probably one of your clones who also loves when chickens bobsled Things are quiet in the Cafetorium The smell of freshly baked cookies is in the air and no one has gotten trapped in a comic for weeks But rumor has it that Principal Rodriguez is about to announce something so incredible that it’ll make Hot Ice Cream Sandwich Wednesdays seem like Luke-Warm Ice Cream Sandwich Thursdays Today’s story stars Joel and
Other Joel Most people assume they’re clones but they’re actually something even more scientifically rare true best friends Nothing can separate these two pals except maybe the dreaded Seat 47 Joel and Other Joel have been best friends since the dawn of time Well since the dawn of their time That’s because their moms have been best friends forever One of Joel’s earliest memories was when he and Other Joel were playing in a sandbox together while their moms sat on a nearby bench
