Welcome back to Newville Elementary The students are ready to learn The teachers are ready to teach The tentacle monster is ready to uh not exist because there definitely isn’t a tentacle monster under the bleachers
While I Gertie love school I do wish I had more time for my hobbies What You don’t think adults have hobbies Well we do We’re human Um most of us Take Ms Frauk When she’s not teaching science she’s an excellent landscape fencing fencer she puts those hedges en garde Principal Rodriguez runs marathons D D campaigns and dishwashers And Mr Noodlestrudel has quite a magnificent collection of shoe insoles And me I love comic books Got a huge box of em somewhere around here I even have the first issue of Supperman It’s the story of an alien who crashes to earth as a baby and then becomes a huge fan of early
evening meals Thrilling Today’s story is about another comic book fan Dee Dee Foster who learns that there is no I in team but there are three I’s in Help I’m trapped in a comic book Dee Dee had always considered Wednesday an important day because it contained an ancient tradition sacred to all comic book fans But on this Wednesday Dee Dee was not happy First thing Her cosplay party in the Cafetorium had not gone well No one had dressed as any of the best
