Meet the GARBAGE PAIL KIDS ADAM BOMB BABBLING BROOKE 10 MATH CRANKY FRANKIE BRAINY JANEY
JUNKFOOD JOHN HANDY SANDY NERVOUS REX LUKE PUKE ROB SLOB WACKY JACKIE
ONE Welcome to Smellville Middle School everyone I'm Adam Bomb and I'm about to e x p l o d e with excitement I'm here at the science fair in the gym to cheer on my friend Rob Slob I think Rob is about to win first prize with his Strange Minerals display I had high hopes for my science project It was a Rube Goldberg conveyor belt machine for washing your cat A few minutes ago Mrs. Hooping Koff our teacher walked up to my display Let's see how it works It's simple I told her as I pulled a cat from a carton on the floor I attach the cat to this conveyor belt The belt moves forward Then soap and water pours out from this hose Hey that looks just like my cat Mrs. Hooping Koff exclaimed It is your cat I said I don't have a cat You should have asked me if you wanted to borrow Fluffy she said I asked Fluffy I replied Fluffy seemed okay with it Mrs. Hooping Koff did not seem okay with it
I tied the cat to the conveyor belt Now watch this I said and flipped the switch The belt started to move Fluffy slid forward Soapy water squirted from the hose YAAAAAAAOWWWWWW I saw the problem The spin cycle was stuck YAAAAAAAOWWWWWW I flipped the switch again but nothing happened YAAAAAAAOWWWWWW Mrs Hooping-Koff started screaming Somebody help Heelllp It took three people to pull Fluffy out of the machine She was okay though She still had a little fur on her body Mostly on her legs At least she’s really clean I said Mrs Hooping-Koff grabbed the cat and scowled at me Adam don’t ever speak to me again I knew she was joking But I didn’t really get the joke
