BLAST OFF Mount Rushmore THE TOP SECRET ASTRONUT HEADQUARTERS Thomas Jefferson Keeps losing his nose
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Oh boy Here we go again Another day another secret NNASA mission Just a typical day in the lives of four superpowered animal astronauts looking for a perfect Goldilocks Planet not too hot not too cold but just right for humans to move to Because I am your planet Earth I know that most of you 7.7 billion humans read all about the AstroNuts in Mission 1 NNASA So you know how they blasted off from their secret Mount Rushmore laboratory in their Thomas Jefferson Nose Rocket and arrived to check out the Plant Planet NNASA
And how at first it seemed like the perfect new Goldilocks Planet Then it turned out to be not so perfect Then well let's just say things didn't really work out