Dr Roach welcomes YOU Have you ever smelled a raccoon's gigantic bottom burp Not for the squeamish I can tell you Raccoons can be rather cute really unless they have been eating eating the wrong food One night our greedy friend finds some rather tasty morsels that turn him into a crazy monster with laser beam eyes set on destroying the town of Hummerfield in search of more food Luckily for the townsfolk young Jimmy Schwartz is on the trail of the raccoon of doom and saves the day How you ask Come closer my friend and I'll tell you all about it Welcome to Dr Roach's Monstrous Stories Enjoy Dr Roach
Chapter 1 Cold Wet and Hungry Jimmy Schwartz was bored The rain had been falling all day long so he had been stuck indoors His house was in the middle of the woods there were lots of trees not many people and little to do on a day like this Jimmy had been staring out of the window for more than an hour
Yes There it is shouted Jimmy Mum can I feed the raccoon Oh not that thing again his mother replied Please whined Jimmy OK give it an apple But don't be long supper's ready and I don't want you getting soaked 8
Jimmy's mum was probably the worst cook in the world Jimmy would rather have had the apple and given his supper to the raccoon Nevertheless Jimmy dashed outside with the fruit tossed it to the raccoon and ran back inside to watch from the window The raccoon stared at the food in disgust Fruit Fruit thought the raccoon If I wanted to eat that sort of nonsense I'd go back to the woods 9
