Dr. Roach's Monstrous Stories: Attack of the Giant Hamster
Billy reached into the cage and lowered Hercules onto his exercise wheel Hercules sat there with a piece of lettuce sticking out of his mouth Come on then said Billy move Hercules stared at Billy and slowly started chewing You are a hairy fat useless slob said Billy in disgust
ZZZZZ BOOSTER BITESY Hercules seemed to smile Billy sighed and switched on the TV Has your get up and go got up and left said a voice on the TV There was an image of an old lady snoozing in a chair Has all your vim vamoosed continued the voice Then you need Booster Bites the power snack that puts the over man power back 9
Now the old lady was bouncing across the screen That's what you need Hercules muttered Billy Try Booster Bites today and if you're not happy we'll refund your money the advert promised 10
ola MO Then it struck Billy why not Why not try feeding Hercules some Booster Bites After all if it didn't work he could always get his money back It was a brilliant idea All the same Billy thought he might not tell his parents about it just yet in case they said no Billy grabbed his jacket and raced down to the shops 11