Dr. Roach's Monstrous Stories: Attack of the Giant Hamster
Contents Introduction Dr Roach welcomes you Chapter 1 P7 Hairy Fat and Useless Chapter 2 P12 Booster Bites Chapter 3 p18 Panic
Chapter 4 p23 Hamster Dung Chapter 5 p28 Prof. Heinzwinkel Chapter 6 P34 Falling Down fu Chapter 7 P44 Call the Army Chapter 8 P51 Hold your Nose 5
Dr Roach welcomes YOU Have you seen those ads that say they will make you beautiful slim give you big muscles and even more hair Pish posh I say it's all make believe Or is it Our story is about Hercules No not the mighty Greek God but a pet hamster called Hercules He isn't strong He is a small fluffy lazy little hamstery slob How amazing then that Hercules is able to scare the townsfolk crush cars and trample the farmers market in search of some delicious food How you ask Come closer my friend and I'll tell you all about it Welcome to Dr Roach's Monstrous Stories Enjoy Dr Roach
Chapter 1 Hairy Fat and Useless Hercules the hamster was quite possibly the world's laziest pet Billy Philips sat in the living room watching his hamster do what it did best nothing Billy had pestered his parents for ages for a hamster Now that he had one it was a massive disappointment Hercules would sleep for most of the day and then occasionally wake up and waddle over to his food bowl And that was as exciting as it got 7
