AstroNuts Mission One: The Plant Planet

AstroNuts Mission One: The Plant Planet — page 9
Yes blastoff How exciting Usually But not this time This time blastoff was scary and awful Because this blastoff was a deadly emergency And it was all caused by you humans You humans who finally crossed the BIG RED LINE by putting more than 400 PPM parts per million of CO2 carbon dioxide into my beautiful atmosphere Overheating my oceans melting my ice caps killing my plants and animals and even yourselves and well more about that later Oh hello I’m Earth Your planet And boy do I have a story to tell you Lucky for you humans way back in 1988 a couple of your smart scientists working for NNASA Not the National Aeronautics and Space Administration in a secret lab inside Mount Rushmore built four superpowered animal astronauts Because what a perfect place to hide what could be the most important program ever right in plain sight clear as the nose on Thomas Jefferson’s face These animals were designed in case of emergency in case humans ever went over the BIG RED LINE to automatically activate launch into space and investigate a new Goldilocks Planet A place not too hot not too cold just right for humans to live on Like I used to be Before you got here