Orlok’s Primary School for young vampires had asked everyone to bring in their pets tonight for a special show and yell lesson She was going to give a prize for the creepiest creature and Lee was sure that his new pet Britney was going to win it He wanted to make sure her cage was spotless
Lee quickly got dressed and hurried down to breakfast Now don’t forget to keep Britney’s cage locked said Mum as Lee chomped his Mournflakes
And if you do take her out make sure she’s always on her lead chipped in Dad We don’t want any complaints about missing pets Or terrified Fangless people said Mum Otherwise Britney will have to go back to the Monster Rescue Centre
Don't worry Mum said Lee I'll keep a close eye on her Dad slurped down his coffee Ugh he winced I hate decoffinated Right Lee time to go You get Britney I'll get the Vamp Wagon 13
