mom because I’m mixed race and I don’t look exactly like either one of them Lately I’ve stopped answering because clearly they’re both real And really it’s no one’s business right
3 I have a little brother named Mister Our moms let him change his name last year because he stopped listening when people called him especially his preschool teacher Ms Hill At first everyone thought he had a hearing problem so they took him to a ton of ear specialists But it turned out he just didn’t like his name anymore When our moms said he could change it he first chose the name Moo We’re not calling you Moo mister my mum said And that’s how he got the idea to go by Mister
4 My best friend is Charlie Lopez We have been friends since we were two weeks old We hang out a minimum of nine times a week not including recess and lunch or when he’s at swimming lessons or his dad’s house for the weekend It would be even more but our teacher Ms Gelson doesn’t group our desks together anymore because we talk too much I’m 82 percent sure she has superhuman hearing because even when we whisper she can still hear us
5 THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I’m going to be an entrepreneur It’s a hard word to say for something so simple but it sounds like this on-tra-pren-ur It’s basically a fancy word for someone who runs their own business and makes tons of money I haven’t started any businesses yet but I’m pretty sure today is the day That’s why I’m so excited you’re reading this book you get to know me before I make it big so later when there’s a movie about me you could be interviewed and tell the director how nice I am Maybe you’re reading this in class and the bell is about to ring or you’re at home before bed and your eyes are tired so I have to get to the good stuff Business I’ve had a lot of business ideas floating around lately which is a good thing because I have a big long list of things I want to buy once I’m a successful entrepreneur In fact it’s the
