10 You always told me me to never wake a sleeping cat I know what I told you but there are always exceptions And today well it’s one of those days for exceptions That’s all It’s not that complicated TiC Yes but Sushi is awfully grumpy when he wakes up Blah blah blah If we hadn’t gotten him used to it when he was a kitten we wouldn’t have these kinds of problems Because I say that this IS dangerous You just have to avoid suddenly braking don’t you TiC TiC TiC TiC SLAM SLAM VRRR VVVVVVVR VVRRR VRRR RVRRR VRRR ZZZZZ ZZZZ
11 BOING PWEEK HUMF Tween the legs pass You see that Dad If Sushi had been a person he’d have been an awesome soccer player Meow Meow No I think he’d have had another career I totally picture him in demolition BOING BOING SHPEEOOOOO PWEEK PWEEK PWEEK
Shampoo 12 Climbing up trees tracking dirt all over the house it’s like it’s your reason for living Eating properly on the other hand not in your wildest dreams Coming in late at night yes that you can do And hygiene let’s talk about that Impossible to get you to go wash yourself Well you knew all that before we got a cat didn’t you He wasn’t talking about you huh Sushi Was he I'm fed up I'm sick of it you make a mess everywhere
13 Stop wiggling kitty cat it’s for your own good Hey sweetie did you see this story about a cat traveling 600 miles to find its family again Why do you think I put this backpack on him Everything needed for survival just in case my kitty gets lost and has to find us again Half of my piggy bank meaning two quarters Freeze dried kibble An ID card with our numbers SUSHI and other stuff Alright it’s up to you Okay I have to go to work Give me back the car GPS please Pff you’re SELFISH I want him to find his way back I told you Space Meow That’s ridiculous He won’t be able to carry it all Yup I don’t care I’ll sleep better if he has it on him zzip What did you put in it A little bottle of water You told me there were other things in the pack right
