to a principal on Mars about nit knitting patterns I’ve got nothing to say about knitting So Mrs Hall said to tell you about my family Who’d want to know about them I said but Mrs Hall said I had to get to work or stay in during recess so here goes MY FAMILY My big brother He looks like this when he’s chasing me Scary Little sis Always happy About everything No one knows why 8
Dad He fixes computers He likes taking things apart for fun Mom Her name is Dawn She has a gardening busn business called Dawn’s Lawns I asked her yesterday what she would have done for a job if she hadn’t been called Dawn She gave me a funny look I’m stopping now because my hand is aching Mrs Hall says we have to keep writing it is a dying art 9
Good let it die I said and then she said You are staying in during recess Jon Fisher Jon 10
Class 5U Flumpenslurp Blurble School Dome 1 Pluto Fiveday Gagarin 13th 2317 Dear Jon Thank you for your letter It was funny I’ve never had a letter and didn’t know what to expect It wasn’t that You told me all about your family so here is mine STRAXI’S FAMILY My grandma She is the principal at my school 11