A PICTURE'S WORTH A THOUSAND SCREAMS SCOOBY-DOO FRIGHT RIDE JOHN ROZUM ASSARO WRITER FABIO LAGUNA ARTIST JOHN J. HILL ATELETTERER HEROIC AGE COLORS FABIO LAGUNA WITH HEROIC AGE COVER HARVEY RICHARDS EDITOR Spotlight
NEW KIRK CITY DAILY NEWS A TREE I'LL BRING YOU EXCITEMENT SORRY RYAN YOU PICKED THE WRONG WEEK TO FOLLOW US LAST WEEK WE HAD TWO DOZEN FIRES THIS NO ONE WEEK NOT HAS EVER BECOME SO MUCH AS A A JOURNALIST BECAUSE IF YOU CAT STUCK IN THEY WANT TO COVER WANT MORE EXCITING FLOWER SHOWS AND LUNCHEONS HELD BY THE YOU NEED TO GET OUT THERE ASSIGNMENTS RYAN THEN LADIES JACKHAMMER AND FIND THEM FOR YOURSELF OPERATOR'S IN THE MEANTIME I'VE GUILD GOT AN ART GALLERY GIVE IT OPENING TO OGILVE THAT ASSIGNMENT'S A CONFLICT OF INTEREST FOR ME ANYWAY IF YOU WANT EXCITEMENT CHIEF UNLESS YOU WANT TO WRITE AN ARTICLE ON THE SPLINTER I'M ABOUT TO REMOVE FROM A PATIENT'S BIG TOE YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO HOME SIGH WHAT'S THIS I'VE NEVER I DON'T SEEN THE EMERGENCY KNOW WHAT TO ROOM THIS TELL YOU RYAN FIVE NIGHTS WITH US EMPTY BEFORE AND NOT SO MUCH AS A SPEEDING TICKET TO WRITE NOW LAST WEEK TS YOU WANT TO RIDE BE REAL HOW AROUND WITH THESE OFTEN CAN THESE KIDS AND THEIR KIDS RUN INTO DOG MONSTERS EDITOR
FRIGHT RIDE SO WHAT METHODS DO YOU USE TO FIND A MYSTERY TO SOLVE JOHN ROZUM WRITER FABIO LAGUNA ARTIST JOHN J. HILL LETTERER HEROIC AGE COLORS FABIO LAGUNA WITH HEROIC AGE COVER HARVEY RICHARDS EDITOR REE Hee-Hee TEE-HEE-HEE CHUCKLE snort METHODS USUALLY THE MYSTERY MACHINE BREAKS DOWN OUTSIDE OF SOME PLACE LIKE A CREEPY MAUSOLEUM OR WE COME ACROSS AN ARTICLE IN THE NEWSPAPER YOU MEAN YOU JUST STUMBLE ACROSS ALL THOSE MYSTERIES BY ACCIDENT NO LIKE THAT'S FOR STORING EMERGENCY SUPPLIES FOOD SO WHAT WAS THE EMERGENCY WERE YOU ALL TRAPPED IN THE VAN WAS IT OVER TURNED IN A DITCH NOW WE'RE TALKING EMERGENCY SUPPLIES AND IT'S EMPTY MUST MEAN YOU'VE HAD AN EMERGENCY SO TELL ME ABOUT IT I'M AFRAID SO NAH EVEN WORSE THERE WAS FIFTEEN MINUTES UNTIL LUNCH TIME AND NOT A BURGER JOINT IN SIGHT SO SCOOB AND I DID WHAT ANYONE ELSE WOULD IN THAT SITUATION WE HAD A SNACK TO TIDE US ALMOST THE OVER HEH HEHE ENTIRE N.K.C. POLICE DEPARTMENT WAS INVOLVED IN A HIGH SPEED CHASE SIGH TODAY WHICH ENDED IN A TREMENDOUS EXPLOSION AT THE ABANDONED CHEMICAL PLANT OUTSIDE THE CITY FIREFIGHTERS WORKED FOR HOURS TO CONTAIN THE BLAZE AND THE HOSPITAL EMERGENCY ROOMS WERE OVERRUN BY PEOPLE BROUGHT IN TO BE TREATED FOR INHALING THE FUMES BUT YOU ALWAYS TRAVEL PREPARED RIGHT WHAT SORT OF SPECIAL EQUIPMENT DO YOU USE IS THIS COOLER FOR CONTAINING EVIDENCE LIKE THAT WHOLE COOLER WAS FILLED WITH ABOUT TWO DOZEN B.L.T. SANDWICHES SIX BOTTLES OF ORANGE SODA POP AND A GALLON OF STRAWBERRY AVOCADO SWIRL ICE CREAM