Hello from Newville Elementary home of the world’s oldest cafetorium The Cafetorium isn’t just for lunch basketball games band recitals plays and the occasional robot uprising Sometimes it has a special purpose For instance every now and
then the Cafetorium hosts the most incredible of events a book fair As always I’m Gertie your guide Now I want you to picture the whole fantastic affair walls of volumes on every subject your imagination can fathom Behold rows of bookshelves as far as my bionic eye can see woven into a labyrinth that is 95 percent goblin-free To make it even better the book fair is run by the most brilliant incredibly handsome man who is not me with a fake beard Today we follow Dylan Stein king of excuses manipulator of words and proud owner of a brand new definitely not at all dangerous book
All right class Turn in your homework said Ms Frauk She stood at the front of the classroom under a giant banner that read SCIENCE Just the facts please Dylan jolted upright at his desk and pushed his shaggy brown hair out of his eyes Oh no I did it again he whispered to himself Dylan had spent the entire night before on his phone zapping aliens in his favorite video game He had forgotten to do his homework but he had totally obliterated his old high score so that was something
