Gather round campers said Furrow Grumplestick Camp Moonlight’s camp director The gnome stood atop a tall stump waving everyone forward Today is a very special day Hazel bounded forward leaping between Norm’s long legs and up and over Oliver’s head Jackalopes love to run and jump and Hazel was no exception
A special day I love special days Is it my birthday Is it your birthday Is it Halloween Is it Wednesday I loooooove Wednesdays It’s Groundhog Day said Grumplestick tugging at his beard And our newest camp counselor Mr Snoop Please call me Barnaby said the reformed cryptid collector Barnaby continued Grumplestick is going to lead the festivities Today Phil the groundhog will let us know if it is time to plant our blargleberry bushes the bushes that grow the main ingredient in berry casserole or if we should wait six weeks Take it away Barnaby Norm rubbed his belly I wish those blargleberries were already ripe I’d make a
berry casserole and eat the whole thing Norm was a bigfoot with an equally big appetite and he smiled at the thought of his favorite food Zeena Morf the extraterrestrial counselor at Camp Moonlight blew a long note on her flügelhorn Ahem Yes well I’ll get right to it Barnaby said Planting blargleberry bushes is a delicate matter If we plant them too early they’ll freeze