Creepy Cafetorium Book 3: The Sinister Silver Ceiling Balloon
Another fine day at Newville Elementary home of the world’s oldest cafetorium Cafeteria gymnasium auditorium and a totally safe place Just don’t sit in Chair 47 Uh not that anything weird or ejector-seat-like ever
happened there Nope But hey look at chairs 46 and 48 Don’t they look much more comfortable and less likely to catapult you through the ceiling I’m Gertie your guide I do all the decorating and rearranging of the Cafetorium When there’s a Flying Pickles basketball game I pull out the bleachers and hang Go Pickles Go signs When there’s a play I set up all the lights and work the curtains When there’s a school dance I break out my dancing shoes and show off my best Charleston I also hang some very fancy balloons but people really come to see my Charleston I’m great about
putting decorations up but I’m not always as good about taking them down This is the tale of Remy Patel the school’s champion talker That kid could talk the ears off an earlephant That’s an elephant but with two extra pairs of ears His friends were getting pretty tired of his long-winded stories but one person or I should say thing followed them closely It was lunchtime on Monday at Newville Elementary and Remy had barely eaten any of his meatloaf or
