Welcome to Newville Elementary home of the world’s oldest cafetorium What’s a cafetorium Well it’s a room where the walls and tables and chairs and bleachers and doors and gravity can all move and change on a whim One minute it’s a cafeteria then
suddenly it’s an auditorium or a gymnasium or a wormhole to a whole other dimension where I’m seventeen feet tall and can breathe fire I mean heh-heh only in theory of course I’m Gertie your guide and I know this place better than anybody In my 600 uh I mean 60 years working in the Cafetorium I’ve seen all sorts of things You gotta be on your toes in the Cafetorium and if you’re really smart you should be on your toes while you sit on someone else’s shoulders Though I can assure you the floor only turned into lava once Today’s story is about our very
own Liz Dawson champion eater well-loved by her peers and about to find out what happens when you eat one or two or twenty-nine too many servings of Jell-O Jell-O day Best Day EVER Liz Dawson held the record for the most Jell-O squares ever eaten in one lunch period twenty-nine Twenty-nine jiggling wriggling quivering squares of lime-green Jell-O Liz Dawson was reminiscing about the time Tucker Baxter tried to beat her record and got so sick that
