Major Impossible (Nathan Hale's Hazardous Tales #9): A Grand Canyon Tale
yank good point makes a very the MANHATTAN NEW YORK SEPTEMBER 22 1776 I'VE BEEN ON THIS GALLOWS LONG ENOUGH IT IS TIME TO EXECUTE THIS SPY No IF WE KILL HIM WE WON'T GET ANY MORE TALES hangman THE PROVOST THE HANGMAN THE SPY NATHAN HALE crash MY HEAD IS SO FULL OF YOUR NONSENSE --I'M BEGINNING TO FEEL YOU DO KNOW ALL OF HISTORY IT'S TIME TO PUT A STOP TO THIS WHA IT'S BILL WHUMP EAVESDROPPER AND YOU'VE BEEN LISTENING THIS WHOLE TIME MORE LIKE A LEAVESDROPPER BILLY RICHMOND WHAT WERE YOU DOING UP THERE YOU SENT ME UP THERE TO TIE THIS HANGIN ROPE CAUSE HE DROPPED OUT OF THE LEAVES 4
I COULDN'T HELP IT CAPTAIN HALE HERE TALKED ABOUT IRONCLADS CANNIBALS FUZZY ANIMALS IN A WORLD WAR OOOH LOVE THAT ONE MAYBE WE SHOULD PREPARE AN EXECUTION FOR YOU --THE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD THE ALAMO BOMBER PLANES YES YES YOU HEARD IT ALL WHILE YOU WERE SPYING ON US WE HANG SPIES CALM DOWN DON'T WORRY BILL THESE TWO CAN'T HURT YOU THEY CAN'T THEY ARE FICTIONAL NARRATORS --HERE TO HELP ME TELL THE STORIES BUT FIGMENTS NO THESE TWO ARE BUT FIGMENTS OF AN AUTHOR'S IMAGINATION HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY EXISTENCE YOU BILL RICHMOND ARE A REAL PERSON FROM HISTORY YOU GO ON TO BE THE FIRST AFRICAN AMERICAN INTERNATIONAL PRIZEFIGHTER A PRIZEFIGHTER EH I MYSELF AM NO STRANGER TO FISTICUFFS BILL RICHT ACCORDING TO MOST ACCOUNTS YOU TIED THE ROPE FOR THIS HANGING I HAVENT TIED IT YET THATS RIGHT HE KNOCKED ME OUT IN THE INTRODUCTION TO BIG BAD IRONCLAD YOU MAY HAVE BESTED THE FOOLISH HANGMAN BUT YOU WON'T BEAT ME 5
zzzzzzzz YOU SURE I WOULDN'T DO THAT POP COME I'LL MAKE A FIGMENT OF YOU COME YOU PUNCHED HIM RIGHT OUTTA HIS WIG zzzzz OW I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO BOX I NEED TO PRACTICE 000H WELL UM --CAN REQUESI STORY YOU'RE ONLY THIRTEEN YOU'LL GET BETTER I'D LIKE SOMETHING NEW SURE YEAH A DANGEROUS JOURNEY INTO THE DEEP DARK UNKNOWN HE'S PRETTY GOOD NOW --MAYBE AN EXPLORER AHEM PROVOST OKAY EXPLORER ADVENTURE DEEP DARK UNKNOWN WITH WAR CANNONS AND BOOM BOOM HOW'S THAT SOUND WAR CANNONS BOOM BOOM DO IT MAKE IT SO PRISONAH 6
CHAPTER 1 GREEN RIVER WYOMING MAY 11 1869 AHHHAHH IS THIS OUR EXPLORER SSSHH AHOY THERE BOY WHAT IS YOUR CAN YOU ROW THAT BOAT NAME WHO WHO ME I'M ANDY ANDREW HALL SURE WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE PART OF A GREAT ADVENTURE UMMM SURE FISHING SIR GOOD COME ASHORE POWELL PLEASED TO MEET YOU MR OH ERM WHAT IS THIS GREAT ADVENTURE MAJOR JOHN WESLEY POWELL YOU'LL FIND OUT SOON FIRST GO HELP THOSE MEN MOVE SUPPLIES 7