To Victoria Rock mentor strategist and fellow subversive with gratitude A B S B
CONTENTS BLACK AND WHITE AND TOUGH ALL OVER 7 PIRVATE INSTEVIGATOR 17 UNDER COVER JOB 29 SPECIAL DELIVERY 36 WHAT’S UP 47 PANCAKE FALLS 56 HOUSE CALLS 65 PLAN AHEAD 72 THE BIG NAB 85 DANGER MAKES THEM YAWN 97 AT THE END OF THEIR ROPE 109 CRACK 119
BLACK AND WHITE AND TOUGH ALL OVER Bean wasn’t allowed to watch television Or music videos Bean’s mom said she could watch two movies a week but they had to be movies where everyone was good There couldn’t be any bad words There couldn’t be any mean people There couldn’t be anyone smoking a cigarette or wearing tiny clothes There were only about ten movies that followed all these rules Luckily Bean liked all ten of them She watched them over and over