To Sally who is nothing at all like Nancy A B For Sarah Angus and Anna who are never ever bad S B 4
CONTENTS A PAIN IN THE KAZOO 7 TOUGH COOKIES 17 BIRD BRAINS 25 A CRUMMY PLAN 39 A GOOD BAD IDEA 49 THE WORST WORD IN THE WORLD 63 BEAN QUEEN OF BAD 73 FROM BAD TO WORSE 85 BEAN OVERBOARD 95 THE REVENGE OF DINO 103 GOOD AND SOGGY 113
A PAIN IN THE KAZOO Check Bean’s mom was reading the paper Check Bean’s dad was reading the paper Check Nancy was reading the funnies Bean picked up her plate and licked the streaks of leftover syrup Bean’s licking her plate said Nancy Stop it Bean said Bean’s mom without even looking up from the paper
