The Templeton Twins Have an Idea

The Templeton Twins Have an Idea — page 1 — The PROLOGUE the beginning

The Templeton Twins Have an Idea — page 2 — End QUESTIONS FOR REVIEW 1 Did you enjoy the Prologue 2 Do you think it makes the slightest bit of difference to me whether you did or not

The Templeton Twins Have an Idea — page 3 — ACTUAL PROLOGUE Trying to Get Started The Templeton twins Abigail and John were blah blah blah et cetera and so forth Yes I admit the above sentence isn’t very good Well too bad You will have to bear with me Reader I have never done this sort of thing before written books told stories stories to complete strangers who frankly I may not particularly particularly like Yes I am referring to you Would I like you if I met you I’m not so sure I would Of course you can say Well maybe I wouldn’t like you if I met you Narrator While that isn’t likely it is indeed a possibility And yet when I contemplate such an occasion I cannot help but ask myself Do I want the Reader to like me Do I care

The Templeton Twins Have an Idea — page 4 — I think we can all agree that I don’t care Believe me I am not writing these words because I want to I am writing writing them because I am compelled to That is why I wrote The End in the Prologue I had hoped you would read that and be fooled into thinking you had read an entire book which I would then not actually have to write I had hoped you would look up and say to your parent parent or guardian or sibling or bodyguard My that was a short book I’m not sure anything actually happened in it but it says The End so something must have However I can see by the fact that you are reading this now that I was wrong I was unable to fool you You must be smarter than I thought Very well If you are so terribly terribly smart why don’t you write this book Just fill it in right here I see you have failed to fill it in It’s not as easy as it looks is it Fine Let’s move on actual prologue trying to get started 11

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