For my parents who put up with my childhood obsessions with UFOs conspiracy theories aliens and Bigfoot Wait maybe Bigfoot is an alien Oops I'm doing it again
IN 1977 VOYAGER 1 WAS LAUNCHED INTO THE COSMOS ON BOARD WAS A DISC A GOLDEN RECORD CONTAINING INFORMATION ABOUT LIFE ON EARTH THE HOPE WAS THAT AN ALIEN CIVILIZATION WOULD FIND THE DISC AND LEARN ALL ABOUT OUR PLANET BUT THERE WAS ALSO A SECOND DISC ON VOYAGER 1 TO CELEBRATE THE LAUNCH NASA SCIENTISTS HAD ORDERED TAKEOUT AND A PIZZA WAS ACCIDENTALLY LEFT ON BOARD WELL TWENTY FIVE LIGHT YEARS AWAY AN ALIEN SHIP FROM THE VEGA SYSTEM DID FIND VOYAGER 1. AND NOW THE VEGANS DESPERATELY WANT TO JOURNEY TO EARTH NOT TO MAKE CONTACT NOT TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT HUMANS BUT TO GET MORE OF THAT PIZZA ALIEN NATE WAS CHOSEN FOR THE MISSION
SO FAR NATE'S JOURNEY HASN'T GONE WELL SPACE SHIPWRECKED ON PLANET EARTH HE EXITS HIS RUINED SHIP AND BEGINS TO EXPLORE
AFTER PICKING UP A LOCAL RADIO BROADCAST NATE RECORDS OBSERVATIONS IN HIS JOURNAL Earth is uninhabitable It has earthquakes volcanoes and a terrible thing called windchill It's f f freezing CHATTER CHATTER Also no sign of any pizza
