WOOF WOOF AAAAHHH WOOF COOL IT SHE DIDN’T HURT YOU RIGHT YOUR HELMET’S NOT BUSTED MISS DOLLY STOP IT RIGHT NOW WAS IT MY SCOOTER THAT SPOOKED HER I’M SORRY USUALLY SHE NEVER DOES THAT NO IT’S OKAY I JUST GOT A LITTLE SCARED I DON’T THINK SO THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN HER REACT THAT WAY I WONDER WHAT DREW YOU TO THAT GIRL NO CHARLES WOOF 6
HOW WAS YOUR WALK DID YOU GRAB THE MAIL DON’T CRITICIZE MY PERFORMANCE MISS DOLLY IT’S NOT EASY TO SAY THESE LINES LIKE I MEAN THEM TRISTAN I DON’T KNOW IT’S NOT LIKE WE’RE TALKING TO EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME I’VE GOT LOTS OF STUFF TO DO IT’S NO USE DON’T TRY TO STOP ME WOOF CLICK I SEE HEY HOW’S TRISTAN 7
OH YOU’RE CUTE WHAT’S UP HOW’S LIFE UNDERGROUND 8
OH NO DON’T TELL ME THERE ARE MOLES IN THE GARDEN BLEH THOSE CRITTERS ARE DISGUSTING BLAH BLAH BLAH TOMORROW I’M GETTING SOME REPELLENT I’LL SEND THAT THING PACKING PLEASE BRUNO DON’T THE MOLE LOVES YOUR GARDEN AND WHEN WHEN IT DIGS A TUNNEL IT PUSHES SOIL AROUND SO YOUR PLANTS CAN GROW DEEPER BY EATING THEM IT KEEPS THE WORMS FROM EATING YOUR VEGETABLES SURE BUT IT’S GOING TO FILL MY GARDEN WITH HOLES PLUS THE MOLE LOVES EARTHWORMS WHAT MAKES IT MORE YOUR GARDEN THAN THE MOLE’S LEARN TO COEXIST ALREADY 9
