CONTENTS CHAPTER 1 CHAPTER 2 The Tattoo Queen pg 5 Ammer the Hammer pg 15 Whipping Up an Idea pg 23 CHAPTER 3 CHAPTER 4 That’s the Way the Cookie Crumbles pg 35 CHAPTER 5 Rent-a-Kid pg 43 CHAPTER 6 Common Cents pg 53 CHAPTER 7 Mucho Mega Moola pg 61 Drumroll Please pg 71 CHAPTER 8
CHAPTER 1 The Tattoo Queen I had a total ick day A make-me-feel sick day A crumple-it-up-and-give-it a-kick day My cousin Crockett has a calendar that lists special holidays around the world Not just mega holidays like Christmas but super secret holidays like Take Your Houseplant for a Walk Day Give an Apple to Your Teacher Day and Talk Like a Pirate Day On Fridays Crockett brings the calendar to recess and lets our whole third grade class take a sneaky peek Crockett said today was Dare to Be Different Day 5