ghost detectors never never never by Dotti Enderle illustrated by Howard McWilliam
The Booger Factory Yay We’re going on a field trip Dandy cheered as they stood at the bus stop Yeah Malcolm said I hope it’s someplace cool this time That trip to the florist last year was stupid Who cares about cutting and arranging flowers Amber Anderson cared Dandy reminded him Remember She was in the hospital for a week
Malcolm remembered I wonder why she didn’t tell anyone about her allergies I don’t know but she swelled up like a rhino Dandy said And she broke out in prickly hives Yeah she looked like a cactus with a ponytail Malcolm added Dandy’s face lit up as he said You won’t believe where we’re going this year Malcolm blinked You know already Dandy did a little shuffle I overheard some kids talking Guess where we’re going Dandy knew something Malcolm didn’t Where Malcolm asked Guess Dandy said I don’t want to guess
