Rollerblades After all it had hurt him more than the fence Malcolm went back to eating Grandma Eunice picked up her fork Beans beans the musical fruit Grandma Mom quickly interrupted Then she looked at Malcolm with concern Dad is right sweetheart You’re turning into a mole A pasty mole Cocoa added Yeah like that hairy one on your face Malcolm said poking her chin with a dot of potatoes Malcolm Cocoa wiped at it with her fist Mom and Dad were now giving him the laser eyes Seriously Malcolm Dad said This is my chance to get you out of
that basement I know you’ll enjoy it There’s fishing and hiking And maybe you and Daniel could throw a Frisbee or something Fine Malcolm said under his breath Maybe he could turn the Frisbee into a flying saucer and give his ghost dog Spooky a ride Just be packed and ready Dad went on We’re leaving as soon as school is out tomorrow Malcolm scarfed down his food wanting to get down to his lab Grandma Eunice nudged him under the table Don’t forget the other fun part of camping she whispered Malcolm looked at her questioningly What he whispered back Ghost stories
A New Invention I don't get it Dandy said slurring his words through a wad of purple bubble gum Shouldn’t you be packing Dandy had come over right after dinner to get a checklist from Malcolm on what they should take He flipped on Malcolm’s Ecto-Handheld-Automatic Heat-Sensitive-Laser-Enhanced Specter Detector Yip Yip