Chapter one MY BIG SECRET First things first I'm not SCARED of everything I like clowns I have a pet SNAKE named Fluffy And my best friend is a 300 year old ghost named Georgia
But I Damien Q Boogey am hiding one HUGE secret
This is dumb I Shred my essay and Sprinkle the ripped paper over my desk like snow I can't do this
Tomorrow I need to hand in a paper called All About Me I've put off writing it for two weeks My teacher Madam Asp won't be happy if it is LATE Students at Shiverwood Academy are expected to take homework seriously