TJ Zaps the One-Upper #2: Stopping One-Upping and Cell Phone Bullying
Contents MVP 4 Chef TJ 14 King Cobra Strikes Again 25 Caught Red-handed 33 A Slam Dunk 42 Cell Phone Bully 51 Poor Sportsmanship 60 A New Day A New Danny 69 The Bully Test 76 Be a Bully Zapper 77 Bullying Glossary 78 Further Reading 79 Web Sites 79 About the Author 80 About the Illustrator 80
MVP Today was The Day The day I had spent two years waiting for My neighbor and best friend was moving back from London I woke up at fi ve o’clock in the morning and parked myself in front of the window Every thirty seconds I peeked through the blinds to see if the moving van had arrived You could be waiting for hours TJ Dad said 44
After waiting two years what difference will a few more hours make I thought At eleven o’clock I saw him Danny’s back Then let’s go chuckled Dad He picked up a wicker basket We’re on offi cial welcome duty He plopped the basket in my arms This will help the Greenburgs settle in He pulled the blinds up and spoke with a James Bond accent Why spy when you can say hi I scanned the basket Auntie Stella had made for them Toothpaste tissues tea bags toilet paper Whoa Toilet paper I shoved the basket back into his hands I’m not bringing toilet paper Dad laughed Everyone uses toilet paper I folded my arms Then you bring it 5
