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CONTENTS Arabian 10 Nights 130 Welcome 11 to the Jungle 146 12 King of the Hill 162 A Cold 13 Winter in LA 184 14 Sugar 204 15 Crash Course 227 16 the Actor from Hell 246 17 the Hot List 264 Acknowledgments 271
1 The new kid Some people race dirt bikes Some people collect snow globes Some people build boats in a bottle My mom’s hobby is baking desserts Man do I love her hobby it’s so much better than boats in a bottle My dad’s hobby also happens to be his job He’s an entomologist which is a scientist who studies bugs I don’t like his hobby as much it’s kind of weird Actually I have a pretty weird hobby myself I make lists WHY I LIKE LISTS 1 Useful for organizing thoughts 2 Fast way to give information to others 3 Easier to read than paragraphs I’ve been making lists since first grade when I first learned how to write Nobody knows why it’s a family mystery