ON I'M GERBIL DUTY THIS WEEK GINA SO I GET TO DECIDE WHAT GOES IN SHERMAN'S CAGE HERE TAKE YOUR STUPID TOY IT'S NOT A TOY IT'S A TROLL DOLLS IT'S A CHEESY TRINKET SHERMAN DESERVES SOMETHING MORE DIGNIFIED I THINK HOW AT THIS BOUT A POINT THE COOKIE DIGNITY MONSTER SHIP HAS PUPPET SAILED NO
I FEEL BAD FOR SHERMAN EATING THE SAME THING EVERY SINGLE DAY I'M GOING TO SHOW HIM THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN PELLET FOOD HERE SHERMAN ITRY A CHEEZ DOODLE im CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF MY LIFE I THINK HE'S SMILING MY WORK IS DONE
WHAT AW COME STEP BACK Q TIP YOU HAVE A COLD I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET SHERMAN SICK I DON'T THINK GERBILS GET THE SAME ILLNESSES AS PEOPLE ON MAN AH-CHOO I GUESS WE'LL FIND OUT WON'T WE I HAVE NEWFOUND SYMPATHY FOR MY COUSIN HOWARD THE LAB RAT EUR
SHERMAN HEY SHERRRMANN HE'S HIDING UNDER HIS PILE OF WOOD SHAVINGS НЕ PROBABLY NEEDS SOME PEACE AND QUIET WHATTA THINK ABOUT YA WHAT HIS MEAN LIFE IS LIKE CAN HE GO WHEREVER HE WANTS NO HE'S KEPT IN A SMALL CONFINED SPACE CAN HE DO ANYTHING HE WANTS NO THERE'S NOTHING TO DO IN A GLASS CAGE AND THERE'S ALWAYS SOMEONE WATCHING HIM BOTHERING HIM TRYING TO MAKE HIM PERFORM HE'S A SMALL POWER LESS CREATURE WHO ALWAYS HAS THESE HUGE TERRIFYING FIGURES LOOMING OVER HIM TRY TO IMAGINE HOW THAT FEELS
