Miranda and Maude #2: Banana Pants!

Miranda and Maude #2: Banana Pants! — page 3

Miranda and Maude #2: Banana Pants! — page 4 — A famously awful test called the Mandatory National Reading and Writing and Math Exam which every student had to take at the end of the school year Since the beginning of the year which wasn’t that long ago Miss Kinde had given 3B many many practice exams Because Miranda had never taken the exam before and since Principal Fish thought it was extremely 3

Miranda and Maude #2: Banana Pants! — page 5 — important she often had to spend her extra extra help time taking practice tests I’m sorry to give you another exam Miss Kinde said sadly handing Miranda a thick booklet It’s not your fault Miranda said unhappily Not only were the practice exams long they were also confusing and boring The exams caused fear and misery in both students and teachers alike They took up time from the things the students students and teachers really wanted to do Sighing Miranda looked at the clock grabbed a pencil from Maude’s desk and waited for Miss Kinde to tell her to begin But before Miss Kinde could say begin Maude Brandywine Mayhew Kaye roller-skated into the classroom yelling HELP 4

Miranda and Maude #2: Banana Pants! — page 6 — 2 MAUDE BRANDYWINE MAYHEW KAYE TRULY NEEDS HELP Miss Kinde and Miranda stood up Did Maude need help stopping But Maude came to an easy stop plunked down on Miranda’s desk and took off her skates

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