Bach to the Rescue!!!: How a Rich Dude Who Couldn't Sleep Inspired the Greatest Music Ever
Once upon a time there was a Rich Dude who couldn’t sleep Now if a normal person can’t sleep they just have to deal with it But this Rich Dude was so rich he could pay someone else to deal with it So when this rich dude couldn’t sleep which was EVERY night he would yell
GOLDBERG
Goldberg was the Rich Dude’s personal musician I told you this Rich Dude was RICH He even had his own musician and if he wanted to hear a song at 3 o’clock in the morning then Goldberg was supposed to play it Unfortunately for EVERYONE Goldberg lived in the basement So the Rich Dude had to yell GOLDBERG really loud Even worse Goldberg was hard to wake up because he was still tired from being woken up the night before and the night before that and so on So the Rich Dude had to yell REALLY LOUD And when the butler woke up GOLDBERG he would yell too And when the maids woke up they would yell too Get out of bed Goldberg Wake up already
And when the rest of the village woke up they would all yell too Goldberg wake up you dumb dope GRRRR Dang that Goldberg
