Brilliant

Brilliant — page 9
Neither did Raymond He didn’t like having to share his bedroom with Gloria but he didn’t blame his Uncle Ben for that either Gloria was a pain in the neck and in other places too But Raymond knew all little sisters were like that It was one of the rules of life And sometimes sharing the bedroom wasn’t too bad Like now Raymond had always been a bit afraid of the dark Just a small bit He was nearly two years older than Gloria so he went to bed half an hour after her It was a quarter of an hour for each year That was the rule his dad had told him Who made the rule Raymond had asked his dad The government his dad had answered His dad thought he was funny Anyway when Raymond had gone up to bed he’d always left his bedroom door open a bit so that light from the kitchen downstairs could get in and push away some of the darkness He’d always hated it when he saw Gloria’s door closed with her stupid sign Keep Out This Means U Because Gloria wasn’t scared of the dark And that had made Raymond feel terrible and ashamed But now with Gloria sharing the bedroom Raymond wasn’t really scared of the dark anymore And he didn’t have to say anything about it or be grateful or anything It was just a fact Mumble mumble mumble said Gloria now Raymond did a deep man mumble Mummm-bull 9