Inspector Flytrap in The Goat Who Chewed Too Much (Book #3)
Chapter 1 My phone rang Hello I said Flytrap Detective Detective Agency A gruff voice started barking questions at me You solve mysteries right bud I am not a bud I am a fully grown Venus flytrap I replied
A Venus flytrap Isn't that one of those plants that can eat flies Yes I replied I eat flies and I also solve mysteries But I only solve the world's greatest mysteries Huh growled the voice I want to be the World's Greatest Detective I said So I've decided to solve only the world's greatest mysteries from now on Is your mystery one of the world's greatest mysteries Dawg Show ARE YOU OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE A REAL DAWG COME TO THE DAWG SHOW IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME Uh well whimpered the voice We're putting on a dog show and someone stole an invitation to compete in it
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Hmm I said That sounds more like a paperwork problem than one of the world's greatest mysteries I'm sorry but I can't help you Please howled the voice Oh okay I'll keep my eyes open for it You have eyes I thought you were a plant Yes I'm a plant with eyes a mouth and leafy hands Now Inspectorus dionaea muscipula eye other eye mouth gorgeous neck leafy hand one of 2 dashing necktie unmentionables roots in pot srsly
