A dog is a lot of work Wendy You have to take it for walks You’re the best Daddy ever Yessss Can I get a dog PrettyPls PrettyPls Pretty Pls You have to brush it A A A A CHOO Play with it DOGGY BOW-WOW Hey That’s my diary Feed it every day Hey That’s my breakfast Let go Okay Enough already I changed my mind I already do all that for my sister Wendyyyyy Do my hair 9
Peeyew That stinks to high heaven I’ll never eat that I think it’s a pot of wax You’re such a lamebrain Mom uses it to remove her moustache And she doesn’t have hair on her legs HUMPH Of course not because she uses wax LOL it’s not for eating silly it’s for removing hair Hair MFFFF Mom doesn’t have a moustache It’s for her legs too Hey lady you could use a whole pot of wax pronto 10
Wendyyyy I had a horrible nightmare Can I come in with you I dreamed that when I woke up I couldn’t get my slippers on Umm sure What else is a big sister for Come on get in Tell me all about it Whah But my feet were humongous There there Your feet are back to normal That’s not so bad S N I F F But everything was too small My socks pants undies sweaters I was huge because I realized I’d become you imagine the trauma It still doesn’t sound like a nightmare Yup I can imagine GULP 11 SLAM Hey Is that what a big sister’s for
I love hip-hop Dance Classes Hip-Hop Classical Ballroom Tango Waltz Bourrée Rain it’s totally trendy it’s so wicked Yeah it’s mega fun it rocks it’s ultra cool The tip of the top It’s hip It’s hop Wheee it’s got a good vibe Hip-hop is SLIIIIIIIIDE it’s super awesome Hop Hic Hip Hops Hip-hop is so five minutes ago For sure 12