Dear future human Believe it or not I’m stuck here at SUMMER CAMP for TWO LOOOONG WEEKS You heard me I swear it’s not a joke I’m sure you’re already wondering how such a thing could happen to me Maxime Cropin the Great Well honestly I’m asking myself the same thing I guess I’d have to go back to the end of the school year which was probably the best year of my entire life Everything was going perfectly thanks to my innate genius obviously but also thanks to my best friends Tom and Nico the success of our fundraiser for Welcoming Wheelchairs and my kiss with Naïs who’s the prettiest girl in our grade and ended up being CRAZY ABOUT ME Remember all that from my diary last year
STAR LUCKY Yeah it’s hardly been more than a week but I have the feeling my best days are already behind me I was planning to stay on cloud nine for the rest of my life but things went right down the tubes when my parents decided on a whim to send me to CAMP I almost gagged when I MY heard the news Me At camp Honestly do I look like I’m cut out for summer camp
y Ever since it's like black and white Life just isn't fair especially after all the work I put into seventh grade like the Reading Passion club remember I was expecting to just chillax with Tom and Nico all July before joining Nais in Brittany at Grandpa Joff and Grandma Ragny's house This is the biggest disappointment in my nearly thirteen years of existence my life's been in I should have suspected something fishy was going on Now I remember hearing my parents whisper when I was too busy with the It's All Good stuff about supposedly giving me more autonomy responsibility sociability y more y and who knows what other fantasy my parents came up with
CAMP CHAMP I think I'm developing a phobia for words that end in y because they NEVER mean anything good My mom told me again and again that it was an incredible opportunity and you know why It was all because the Champ Camp brochure said it was a FIVE SUN HAT HATS RESORT
