KITCHEN HORRORS Little Kitchen of Horrors HIDEOUSLY DELICIOUS RECIPES THAT DISGUST AND DELIGHT Ali Vega Lerner Publications Minneapolis CONTENTS GROSSIFY YOUR FOOD BEFORE YOU GET STARTED REPULSIVE BREAKFASTS Snot Smoothie Bowl of Brains Bloody Eyeball Eggs Green Zombie Flesh and Ooze Crushed Bones Spider Eggs Clogged Drain Hair Clump Cereal Blood and Guts Spooky Skull Eggs LOATHSOME LUNCHES Writhing Worm Sandwiches Blood Soaked Eyeball Soup Tombstone Sandwiches Superslimy Bat Wings Maggot and Bug Salad Monster Snot Ramen Muddy Earthworm Spaghetti Dog Pile on Rice Creature in My Pot Pie SICKENING SNACKS Mummy Cakes Booger Sticks Crooked Finger Bread Slime Cocktail 4 6 8 10 12 14 16 18 20 22 24 26 30 32 34 36 38 40 42 44 46 48 52 54 56 58 60 Tongue and Tooth Bites Charred Zombie Skin Crisps Popped Brains Mummy Dogs Sweet Cake Eyeballs DREADFUL DINNERS Zombie Gut Chili Slimy Witches Hair Spaghetti Puking Peppers Intestine Calzone Monster Skin Mac and Cheese Maggot Burgers Bacon Wrapped Worm Monster Hand Meat Loaf Brain Chunk Dumplings DISGUSTING DESSERTS Meat Treats Big Ol Bowl of Snot Poisoned Rotten Apple Used Bandage Delights Cat Litter Cake Sweet Worms in Dirt Blood Suckers Alien Limb Blood Splattered Cake FOUL PARTY FOODS Earwax on a Stick Shrunken Head Punch Stabbed Eyeballs Weenie Witch Fingers Witches Brew Dog Pile Treats Black Widow Cheese Ball Monster Boogers Crispy Mice 62 64 66 68 70 74 76 78 80 82 84 86 88 90 92 96 98 100 102 104 106 108 110 112 114 118 120 122 124 126 128 130 132 134 136 WRAPPING UP GLOSSARY 140 141 
