World's Best (and Worst) Puns

World's Best (and Worst) Puns book cover — LAUGH YOUR SOCKS OFF WORLD'S BEST AND WORST PUNS GEORGIA BETH Lerner Publications Minneapolis

World's Best (and Worst) Puns — page 1 — Q What did the duck say after watching his favorite TV show A It QUACKS me up

World's Best (and Worst) Puns — page 2 — Q What's smarter than a talking bird A A spelling bee Q Why is a fish easy to weigh A Because it has its own SCALES Q Why is it hard to shock a cow A They've HERD it all Q What kind of music do frogs play at parties A Hip hop 3

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