For Regina Griffin Eagle-eyed Lionhearted Queen of Editorship
Contents 1 I need a vacation 1 2 My mom invited my worst friend again 7 3 My dad needs a vacation 12 4 I thought caravans had camels 18 5 We don’t rest in the rest area 23 6 White Crappie Lake isn’t as bad as it sounds 29 7 Coatimundi 34 8 I have no idea how to give CPR to a guinea pig 39 9 Pablo doesn’t swim 45 10 Dad doesn’t like hot dogs either 49 11 Dmitri can’t keep the sixth one down 56
12 Solar energy from the moon 62 13 Adults rodent cages and a girl in a long skirt 70 14 The only way to get one off you is to chop off its head 76 15 Lurena the Pest 81 16 2 guys 2 dogs 1 skiff fun 5 trillion 86 17 Tom Sawyer dries off in the gigantic RV 90 18 Mosquitoitis 95 19 We couldn’t find the mini-mall pet paradise 99 20 Truckers must get lonely on the wide-open road 103 21 Why does Mom think a guinea pig is the answer to everything 109 22 Cowamundi 114 23 Most fireflies fly higher than guinea dogs 121 24 Who knew Fido was a bloodhound 128 25 Guinea turtle 134
26 Empty speed ahead 139 27 Heroic sure but not smart 143 28 Dog-paddling isn’t just for dogs 148 29 The guinea dog chased the guinea squirrel up a tree 154 30 Man eats dog 159
