WAIT JUST A MINUTE YOU MEAN THE ALIENS TOOK THE DOG
WHAT WOULD ALIENS WANT WITH AN OLD DOG FOR CRYING OUT LOUD SURE THEY DID AND THAT'S ANOTHER THING WELL IT SAYS HERE THEY TOOK THE OLD MAN TOO THE MAN JUST GOT BACK FROM A HUNTING TRIP RIGHT AND ALL HE TAKES INTO THE WOODS TO CHECK OUT A STRANGE LIGHT IS NOT TO MENTION IF THEY WERE ALL ALONE WELL A TIRE IRON THEN WHO WAS AROUND TO TELL THE STORY ANYONE ELSE SEE A PROBLEM HERE UFO FANCY WHAT IS THAT MAGAZINE ANYWAY TALK ABOUT YOUR ANCIENT ALIENS HOW OLD IS THIS THING HEY GIMME IT'S LIKE FROM WAY BACK IN THE 19005
I FOUND IT HEY WHERE DID YOU GET THIS THING ANYWAY WELL IT'S A WHOLE STACK OF BARN HOOEY IF YOU ASK ME THERE'S A WHOLE STACK OF THEM IN THE BARN YOU GUYS BETTER QUIET DOWN AND GET A MOVE ON NOW THERE'S A THING FROM ANOTHER PLANET SHHHHH WHAT IF SHE HEARS YOU OR MRS FOSTER IS GONNA LET YOU HAVE IT OLD LADY FOSTER AND WHAT IF SHE IS AN ALIEN BESIDES THE ONLY ALIEN LIFE FORM I KNOW OF IS IN THERE CALM DOWN NERDO I WAS JUST JOKING AND SHE'S GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL
