Rosy-cheeked and quite antique Miss Pinkeltink carried everything but the kitchen sink From the day that she and her purse hit town what got in her way was what got knocked down
The purse was so big that it dragged on the floor When she rode on the bus it got stuck in the door
She plowed down the flowers in Veda’s rose bed bumping a hoe that hit Sam in the head
She knocked down Fred’s fence and the box for his mail then set her purse down on his cockapoo’s tail