The Terrible Two's Last Laugh

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The Terrible Two's Last Laugh — page 4 — Chapter 1 FOR THE LAST TIME Welcome to Yawnee Valley Or if you’ve never read a book in this series before for the first time Welcome to Yawnee Valley Yawnee Valley is full of hills and Yawnee Valley is full of cows The hills are green The cows are various colors Mostly the cows are black and white but there are quite a few brown ones Bob Barkin a prominent local farmer claims to own a blue cow but other people say she is really just grayish Here is a picture of the cow in question

The Terrible Two's Last Laugh — page 5 — We realize this picture rendered only in black ink will not help you decide for yourself whether Bob’s cow is blue Sadly we cannot afford to print these books in color Still we hope you enjoyed the illustration That’s a very good-looking cow Yawnee Valley was almost known as The Milky Pearl in America’s Dairy Diadem a motto rejected by the Yawnee Valley Council because only one member knew what a diadem diadem was It’s a crown The town is home to more cows than people which you would know if you lived there which you probably do not because not many people do and cows cannot cannot read books Many billions of people live on Earth and only 9,980 of them live in Yawnee Valley So What are the odds that this little town would be home to not one but two world-class pranksters And what are the chances that two of Earth’s billions of people should meet in Yawnee Valley and discover that they were soul matches boon companions true amigos and best friends What is the probability that this sleepy hamlet should serve even briefly as the stage for one of history’s great pranking pranking duos a pair of notorious practical jokers known as the Terrible Terrible Two 2

The Terrible Two's Last Laugh — page 6 — We don’t know the answers to these questions Math was never our best subject But the odds are long The chances are slim It seems very unlikely And yet Yawnee Valley is the hometown of Miles Murphy and Niles Sparks Here they are now 3

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