5 WHERE ARE THE BRITISH KLOOM THERE THEY ARE GO GO GO ADVANCE CAREFUL THEIR AIM IS DEADLY BOOM BOOM KRUMP STAY LOW KEEP OUT OF THEIR SIGHT LINES WE CAN'T LET THE BRITISH HOLD THE RIDGE ADVANCE OVER THE HILL FORWARD TO VICTORY WHAM COLONEL LAFAYETTE GET DOWN THEY'LL SEE YOU SIR DUCK COLONEL LAFAYETTE
6 THE MARQUIS DE LAFAYETTE IS DEAD UPON MY WORD IT'S THE BATTLE OF MINDEN FROM THE SEVEN YEARS WAR OH JOY YOU KNOW THIS STORY PRINCE FERDINAND OF BRUNSWICK SWEPT THE FIELD HE REPELLED THE FRENCH AND WON THE DAY THIS WILL BE THE BEST STORY YOU HAVE YET TOLD SORRY NO THEN WHY THE DEVIL ARE YOU SHOWING US THIS THIS TALE ISN'T ABOUT THE BATTLE OF MINDEN JUST THE REST OF THE SEVEN YEARS WAR THE BOYS CHARGED INTO BATTLE WITH WILD ROSES IN THEIR HATS OUR NARRATORS THE PROVOST THE HANGMAN AND THE SPY NATHAN HALE IS IT TO SET UP BOAT BRIDGES I LIKED THOSE NO IS IT ABOUT THE MASTERY OF BRITISH ARTILLERY IT ISN'T ABOUT THE FRENCH IS IT NO IF WE KILL HIM WE WON'T GET ANY MORE STORIES OUT OF HIM AND I'VE GOT A LIST OF THINGS I STILL NEED TO HEAR ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF DUCKING BENEDICT ARNOLD TUSKEGEE AIRMEN CUTE ANIMALS IN WORLD WARS CONFOUND IT LET'S EXECUTE HIM NOW AND BE DONE WITH IT NO TELL YOUR TALE CAPTAIN HALE
7 CHÂTEAU DE CHAVANIAC AUVERGNE FRANCE 1759 1 CHAPTER I BRING NEWS YOUR MOST HONORABLE MARCHIONESS YOUR HUSBAND IS DEAD FALLEN IN BATTLE NOT GOOD I MUST SPEAK TO THE MARCHIONESS WHAT SORT NO WHERE IS PAPA MY MICHEL MAMA COME AWAY DEAR HE IS GONE WHERE WHERE ALL SOLDIERS GO YOUR MOST HONORABLE MARQUIS PAPA NO DEAR YOU ARE THE MARQUIS DE LAFAYETTE NOW HE SHOULD HAVE DUCKED
YEARS LATER 8 ARE YOU CRYING PROVOST KILL THE BRITISH GILBERT MY DEAR COULD YOU PLEASE KILL THE BRITISH IN YOUR BEDROOM NO OF COURSE NOT I'M STILL MOVED BY THE BRITISH VICTORY AT THE BATTLE OF MINDEN BUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THIS POOR LITTLE BOY NEVER MIND I DON'T CARE I CANNOT WHY NOT THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN HOW NOBLE OF YOU NOW GO TO BED THEY ARE ALL DEAD NOW GRANDMOTHER I WILL GO TO BED BUT ONLY IF YOU TELL ME ABOUT THE PAINTINGS AGAIN NO I KISSED ALL OF THE WOMEN I KILLED THEM ALL IN SINGLE COMBAT AND I ONLY SPANKED THE CHILDREN VERY WELL THERE IS YOUR FATHER KILLED IN BATTLE IN PRUSSIA OH YES VERY BRAVE DEAD BEFORE THE AGE OF TWENTY FIVE WAS HE BRAVE HE SHOULD HAVE DUCKED
